by the numbers…

40… pounds lost to date ! Hooray, TishMoon ! You are awesome, unbelievable, really. Should have monument erected in your honor…

25… pounds left to reach goal weight… Seriously, 25 MORE ??!! Unbelievable, really.

7… number of times I ate yesterday, as opposed to the normal 2 or 3… am literally dying for more calories lately ! Perhaps wicked metabolism has finally reset, all I know is I am having fantasies revolving around me and 2 special men, Ben and Jerry… perhaps you have indulged in a three-way with them before… ? These thoughts will most decidedly NOT get me closer to aforementioned goal weight, must eat more carrots tomorrow as punishment…

11… number of the Sookie Stackhouse book that I am indulging in… really, these novels are such trash, don’t even waste a minute of your life on them… more worthy pursuits are available for your reading pleasure. But seriously, they are so damned fun, and lighthearted, and one cannot live on schoolbooks alone !

6… how many birthday cards and letters I have received this past week, thrilling me and bringing the ratio of junk mail to real items in the box to a more equitable number.

7… number of bras in my top drawer…

2… number of bras that still fit after amazing weight loss (see item 1 above). The others slide up and boobs fall out when I raise my arms… about time for another shopping trip. Added bonus, while in dressing room, am trying not to scream in terror at the sight of my backside, drive home in shame and do not eat for 2 days. Really helps with losing more weight, perhaps can skip punishment carrots after all…

11… the number of times The Professor made me laugh yesterday, he is back to his normal self and I am so happy that he seemed to really enjoy our visit.

10… the number or dollars I think would be a good price for a haircut, as a nice, sleek bob seems to be the easiest thing I could ask for.

35… closer to the actual amount I will have to pay to stop looking like raccoons live in my hair. This is before a tip, of course…

17… how many minutes it took me to tweeze brows this morning… look like Edward Scissorhands did it for me… need serious help, possibly full day at Red Door Spa to fix damage.

1 1/3… how many hours until I have to be at a previous engagement… actually it is just signing a prorated lease, a trip to storage and popping into salon to beg for mercy, but “previous engagement” lends air of mystery to day, consequently making me smile. =)

Off to complete extremely serious and important tasks, contributing to health and well being of myself and the planet… Have a lovely ! =)

 

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. NotAPunkRocker
    Jul 07, 2014 @ 12:18:27

    Great numbers and progress! And ever since I gave up on the “nice” haircuts, I go to Great Clips. Not the most cutting edge hair cut, but it works for now 🙂

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  2. tishmoon
    Jul 07, 2014 @ 14:11:09

    Thanks for the tip, Punky ! =) Was extremely fortunate that the place I went last time had an opening, with the girl i wanted last time instead of who I got… hour and a half later and I have breezy, shorter and mussed hair, but in a sexy summer way, not of the homeless variety. A couple of highlights and a trim, deep conditioner and smoother and I feel… SO ALIVE ! =) =) Shameless ATB plug…

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